Vinny The Chin & MMA -Mixed Martial Arts

Its been mad long because my life is busy as fuck and im not one of these internet dorks who sits on the computer all day. instead im out fuckin and doing fun shit. thats why twitting is the best, i ju/st write some quick shit. follow me on twitter @VinnyTheChin

Anyway, this big MMA website contacted me to work for them and pay me to do interviews for them because im the fuckin chin and i get the real deal questions answered that real peopel what to know about. check out all my interviews here at www. cagejunkies.com .  Click teh link below

 

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MMA Assholes

This is my childhood freind Joey hedz here with more GYM GOSSIP and vents on “wanna-be” MMA fighters. Re-post this shit if you know when of these assholes or wanna-bes and can relate

Joey Hedz Gym Gospel

   Pro’s or Joe’ s

                A lot of jerks at my gym lately walking around with crooked hats, MMA apparel ( shorts/ shirts) ,  stupid ass haircuts and getting the rep around my gym as the “professional mma fighter”.  90% of these idiots don’t even fight and probably started training like 4 months ago, 5% have like 3 nonsense fights- probably suck and have no future in the sport and the other 5% actually could be respectable.   Regardless, the pro-mma- fighter gimic is now as popular as z- cavariches were in my neighborhood back in the 90’s.   I respect the real fighters and understand you have to start somewhere but these gimicked out guys gotta go.  Years back,  I was training @ American Top Team years ago where Ricardo Liborio was teaching and UFC vets like  Denis Kang,  Mike Brown, Pitbull Alves, Steve Bruno, Wilson Gouivea, Jeff Monson, Charles McCarthy, etc were all on the mat and appearances by Murilo Bustamante,  Minotaro Nogueira, Tito Ortiz and many more over the years were common.   These guys worked there asses off to earn the title, “pro mma fighter” and now these little wannabes are just fucking it up for the rest of em.  It is perfectly ok to be a fan but thats NOT what these people are doing… they are just jerks ! ! .   Its a little much when these guys are in the tapout shorts w/ the shirt that says “Fighting solves everything” and shadow boxing in the mirror in between sets just dieing for someone to ask “Hey man, You fight ”   These dudes are distracting some of my workouts because I can’t help but listen to the answer that follows that question because more times then not,  the answer is ” I got my 1st fight coming up”  (which usually gets cancelled and never happens).   If your a fighter, great.  We gettit ! 

  

Why Teenagers suck and I’m better than them……

I had an altercation with some fuckin teenagers in the Bagel shop today and it got me pissed and  motivated me to write this blog. Here is why every fuckin teenager wants to rebel against mommy and daddy and thinks they know everything, even though they are the biggest dumbest fuckin retards on the planet…..If your between the ages of 13 – 19, take fuckin notes!
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#1 They are little and puny their whole lives and depended on their parents for everything. They remember when their parents took their toys away or man handled them for not listening. For 12 years this shit fuckin builds up in them. Then BAM! Boys get hit with testosterone and girls and grow tits. Now they are the same height and weight as their parents and think that their parents aint shit anymore.  They have the attitude of ” you have been telling me what to do and man handeling me my whole life. Now I am as big as you are mothafucka, try me now”. This is where all the rebellion comes in. They think because they bodies have grown, that their brains have grown too. WRONG! you still got a baby retard brain. Girls have titties now and think “I’m a woman now, I have titties, I’m ready to fuck”………no arguement here

#2 Teenagers are fuckin dumb as shit because they think they invent shit, when all they do is do the same fuckin gay dumb teenage shit that every other teenager did a generation before them, but with a twist. Nirvana was always around fagget, you didnt discover it! Stop thinking you are cool for “finding it” and go blow your fuckin brains out like kurt cobaid did. Then you will be the coolest you fuckin herb! Cool bitch, you wanna decorate your room in Justin beiber shit and make out with your pillow pretending its him? Guess what you fuckin loser, your mom did the same shit with New Kids on The block, or the back street boys, or N’Sync , …..and your grandma did it to The monkeys, or the fuckin beatles…….you unorignal copy cat bitch. Let me guess too……you fantasize about him marrying you too? yeah, bieber might marry your beat ass with your braces when he has fat 21 year old woman titties in his face. (And guys, note this behavior early…..the only reason bitches fantasize about bieber is because he is FAMOUS…….like I said, bitches are attracted to money and power. They aint fantasizing about Alfonso, the fat italian kid who sings well in chorurs class. That fat mothafucka sings well and cant get his dick sucked for shit!)

#3 Fuckin teenage tough guys givin adults dirty looks like they are going to kick their ass. Mothafucka! dont ever look at me like that when you never been in a fight in your faggety 14 years of exsistance! 12 of those years you had the same amount of estrogen as your sisyer! I was punching skulls when you were just a nutt stain in your father’s underwears! And I notice they only give the look when they are with 10 of their other asshole pussy friends. I will kick ALL your asses……and dont forget to ask me to buy you beer when I’m done. You can press the cold can against your face to keep the swelling down.

#4 Being embaressed of their parents. Everyone of you copy cat mothafuckers get embaressed of their parents until they need shit from them. I was the same way. Now my mom houses me up when I aint got no where to live. Half your friends from school u ain’t gonna talk to anyway in 10 years. Facebook dont count. Facebook = Fakebook. Your family will always be there ( unless they are a piece of shit). Stop suckin your friends dicks so much….and start suckin your familys……(not gay or nothing, just an analogy)

#5 Your style SUCKS! Your are the farthest thing from dressing cool! You dress like a fuckin scumbag who the head jews market their bullshit too…..and your the sucker who bought it……or had your parents buy. Cool dude! Your wearing a Lil Wayne T-shirt! Wow! Nice Eminem shirt! Your so fuckin cool! YOUR-A-FUCKIN-LOSA! Eminem doesnt even wear his own shirts you fagget!

#6 Nice skin! Here is something to be pissed about. How the fuck do u know everything and are cooler than me, but your skin looks like shrappnel hit it. Invest in pro-active. Your skin digusts me! My skin is the shit and tan. Wake up! Your in the shittiest stage of your life, not the best! Your skin is a sign of this. Loose the attitude or i’ll slap it out your oily face!

#7 Why do you think you know it all? Because your got your period or some hair on your balls? Now all the sudden you know more than me? Is it because you touched a puss for the first time or kissed a boy? Your a shithead! You actually get dumber these years.

If you feel lost and like a loser, u probably are. Just look up to me….i aint gonna bullshit you like everyone else…..and if your a teenager and didnt like what I wrote, FUCK U! Go pop your pimples and jerk off to a Victoria Secrets Catalog. Teenage girls…..hit me up when you hit 18……right now your on lay away.

Your Idol

-The Chin

 

 

Dead People

Here is a blog by another legand from long Island Shit Pesci. We call him shit Pesci because he looks and talks like the bootleg version of the real pesci. Like danny devito and arnold in twins. Most will know him as “Meatball” from his epic days at oneonta college. Here he talks about jerking off and dead people…..

DEAD PEOPLE by Shit Pesci

Everyone has heard the old near death experience story.  “My body was moving towards a bright light and then suddenly I saw my deceased family members all around me”.  Really?  I wonder if our dead relatives are around watching us all the time?  I mean, isnt that going to be a little awkward when you finally die and you have to speak to these people again.  Its going to be real fun explaining to my grandmother why I need to tie a belt around my neck and have my girl put 3 fingers in my ass to make me cum. “Well grandma, in the year 2011 this is how we make love”.  Or why there were entire days I spent hunched over in my computer chair like a troll playing tug of war with my meat baton.  Its embarrassing enough trying to focus on finishing with the pressure of my dog staring at me with his head tilted to the side trying to figure if he should go get help or not from the neighbors. Awesome….now I have the image of my entire deceased extended family watching me go to town on myself while looking on in complete disgust.

Internet Tuff Guys…..

Fuck’em! They are pussies! Do i even need to address this subject about shit that everyone else already knows. If you talk shit on the internet your a puss! PERIOD! This is to all you faggets who private message me, email me, call me, leave me voice messages, write about me…….you know who the fuck you are. You know if I saw you face the face you wouldnt have the balls to say the shit your saying, the way you are saying it. and if you did grow a pair, then i’ll just slap your fuckin face off right there. God luck trying to knock me down! I’m the fuckin chin!  I NEVER GO DOWN!

-Chin

P.S and whoever’s face I cant slap off, one of my boyz will! LONG ISLAND LEGENDS!

Why old men are always sexually assaulting bitches

There is always some old fuckin man of power in the news trying to fuck some young bitch. A politicain, a judge, a priest, a govenor, movie star, fuckin Arnold…..whatever the fuck, u get my point. Everyone always acts surprised, but its just part of human nature.

Basically this is what happens…..these alpha males spend the early parts of their life puffing out their chests, bullying their way to the top of the food chain, and fuckin whatever women they want……then they make the fuckin retard mistake of getting married, THINKING they are done pounding their chest and strutting their stuff at the top of the mountain. Then when they sit around too long at the bottom mountain, they look at the new Alphas pounding their chest at the top and start to miss that shit and wonder if they still “got it”. Then they look over that that old saggy bitch that they married who doesnt blow them anymore…..or maybe she does, but not with half the heart and effort she use to put in.

Like any other endevor in life, normally they would easily go TRY and see if they still can. They would shoot that basketball, load up their old max on the bench, or stay out all nite at that party…..whatever the fuck it is, they can always revisit it……but with conquoring new pussy, they can’t bc they married some leech. Now all those natural instincts build up, then one fuckin day the perv switch goes off and they snap and end up getting savage on some young unsuspecting hewa. Period. Thats what happens. Stop acting surprised. Its just science. Next week I’ll be explaining why preying mantisis rip the heads of the male partner after fucking……actually that lesson is self explainatory.

 

-CHIN

 

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The 3 type of People in Fuckin Life……

There are 3 types of fuckin peope in life. Now you will be like “oh yeah, the chin is fuckin right” Obviously I’m right guy, I’m always right. Here they are:

#1 “Toppers” – This mothafucka will always try and top what you say. He’s a dick. Normally they are jews or guys who grew up without fathers. Dont ask me why thats just the way it is. So for example, if you say to him: “Yo, I just fucked Lisa”, this cocksucka will respond with ” Lisa, I fucked her 2 years ago and her sister and her mom….the same week”…….hence trying to fuckin TOP you. I bet you know plenty of these mothafuckas

#2 “Downers”. This is just a miserable prick. I find Black woman dominate this catagory. So when you say “I just fucked Lisa”, a downer will say: “You would fuck Lisa. She has crooked tooth and is a whore” …..TRYING to put you down

#3″Samers” – This boring , trying to fit in losas probably bother me the most because they have no backbone. So when you tell this herb you fucked Lisa, he responds with “Me too!”

After reading this shit, You know im fuckin right! (Again!). . Add your personal stories in the comments section. If they are boring , keep that shit to yourself.

Me personally…. I’m trying to find a bitch who is all 3…….Lets me get on TOP of ER…..then she goes DOWN on me…..Then does the SAME shit 3 hours later.

-CHIN

Teenagers – FUCK EVERYTHING!

I have been getting some fuckin emails from kids just sproutin hair on their balls and getting into the fuck game. Their experiences range from fluffing a titty to straight up fucking. The same shit keeps popping up about not hooking up with a bitch they can, so that they can get the bitch they want. They think that the lesser bitch (popularity or looks) will ruin their rep and the “target” bitch wont hook up with him bc it will ruin her rep. This is all a MYTH! Between the ages of 11-18 (high school years) FUCK EVERYTHING!

See, high school is the only environment where the rules are reversed. When your a fuckin man, bitches get turned off by a guy who fucks every bitch they come across (unless you are rich, famous, or a long island legend….then they dont care). That is why you have to do like Hewas do…..and keep the bodycount secret.

But if your a teenager in High school you are supoose to fuck everything that winks at you. WHY? because bitches in high school want to know what all the hype is about. They will say to themselves “why are all these bicthes fuckin him and letting this fuckin guy feel up on their titties”, to the point where you actually make them feel LEFT OUT. (Also fuckin all these bitches will increase your naturally fucking abilities. Its like going to practice for a sport.Practice makes perfect. ) Slaughtering all this teenage puss will give you the confidence to hit on any bitch. Even the one you got your eye on. If she turns you down, say shit like ” you probably suck in bed, ur a bad kisser, or call me when you do big girl shit….like fucking” This will piss them off, but more importantlly hurt their ego where they wanna prove to you they are a “big girl”. Eventually, they all fall.

Also, fuck evry girl from high school early, bc they will pig up after that. Catch them in their prime. Also they will be “old news” once you enter the club world and start going out and see what other FISH is out there.

-Chin

FUCK VEGETABLES!

Im going to set the record straight with all you fuckin shitheads talking about “eat vegetables, eat grean shit, eat fuckin carrots. Fuck carrots! i aint bugs bunny and this aint no fuckin cartoon!

All these vegan pussies and old fucks trying to sell us  juicers are fuckin full of lies or just retarded. Eat greens to feel good? eat broccli because its like teh fountan of youth? Really asshole?

Let me ask all you vegan pussies this question….if your a 5 year old and u eat fuckin spinach like popeye and then get into a fist fight with me, will u win? Not unless you have a fuckin gun ! And if your an old shriveled 70 year old, and u eat vegatbles, can you fuck like  a 18 year old? Can you lift as much weight as a fuckin 21 year old male who benches next to you in teh gym? NO! Why not?…..I thought greens and vegatbales and gay lettuce is the fountain of youth?

The only REAL fountain of youth and life is HORMONES you leaf eating faggets! TESTOSTERONE! JUICE! STERIODS! PERIOD! That is why the 5 year old is a pussy and the 70 year old has a limp dick. Give a 5 year old a shot of test and he will be the only mothafucka with a beard on the playground giving concussions in dodgeball. Give the 70 year some Sus, and he’ll be fuckin like a chicken hawk! So, if you had to bet on what is the fountain of youth……is it a piece of celeary or steriods……EXACTLY!

FUCK VEGETABLES!

 

-Chin

You wash YOUR hands Bitch

Here is a blog by another legand from long Island Shit Pesci. We call him shit Pesci because he looks and talks like the bootleg version of the real pesci. Like danny devito and arnold in twins. Most will know him as “Meatball” from his epic days at oneonta college. Here he writes about when people say you should wash your hands after going to the bathroom…..

“Wash Your Hands.” Here is a debate I have had with every woman I’ve ever dated. It usually starts with a “you’re gross”, I know you didn’t wash your hands after you went to the bathroom. Yeah, you’re right. The only soap I own is in the shower and Im not taking a shower every time I take a piss, so just deal with it. I only wash my hands after I drop a duce. Actually, I only wash my hands if I drop a duce and get shit on my hand while I’m wiping. (woman says)Well fine, then dont come near me until you wash your hands properly….you’re disgusting. How would you like it if I didn’t wash my hands after I used the bathroom? (Man replies) I really wouldn’t give a shit. In fact, go to the bathroom right now and when you come out I’ll lick your hands like you just finished a 10 piece from KFC. Whats the point of washing your hands? To kill bacteria so you don’t get sick right? My hands are out in the open touching everything…. coming in contact with public bacteria. My dick is in my pants all day. (Unless its Sunday and I’m masturbating heavily. The lord made sunday a day of rest, I dont know of anyway to relax better than that). So, if there is anything I should wash after I take a piss, its my dick. And if washing your hands is so good for you then how come ever woman ive dated is the one who gets sick first in February when cold season rolls around. Its because you have the immune system of a fetus. By not washing your hands so frequently you give your immune system small doses of bacteria to fight off, thus making it stronger over time in preparation for flu season. (woman)Well then by that rationale, why don’t I just take a shit on your head? Lets get you prepared for this years cold season early.

– Pesci