The 3 type of People in Fuckin Life……

There are 3 types of fuckin peope in life. Now you will be like “oh yeah, the chin is fuckin right” Obviously I’m right guy, I’m always right. Here they are:

#1 “Toppers” – This mothafucka will always try and top what you say. He’s a dick. Normally they are jews or guys who grew up without fathers. Dont ask me why thats just the way it is. So for example, if you say to him: “Yo, I just fucked Lisa”, this cocksucka will respond with ” Lisa, I fucked her 2 years ago and her sister and her mom….the same week”…….hence trying to fuckin TOP you. I bet you know plenty of these mothafuckas

#2 “Downers”. This is just a miserable prick. I find Black woman dominate this catagory. So when you say “I just fucked Lisa”, a downer will say: “You would fuck Lisa. She has crooked tooth and is a whore” …..TRYING to put you down

#3″Samers” – This boring , trying to fit in losas probably bother me the most because they have no backbone. So when you tell this herb you fucked Lisa, he responds with “Me too!”

After reading this shit, You know im fuckin right! (Again!). . Add your personal stories in the comments section. If they are boring , keep that shit to yourself.

Me personally…. I’m trying to find a bitch who is all 3…….Lets me get on TOP of ER…..then she goes DOWN on me…..Then does the SAME shit 3 hours later.

-CHIN

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2 Responses to The 3 type of People in Fuckin Life……

  1. Mr. Luminar Saman says:

    Just the other day I thought to myself “I’d like to eat an orange.” So, I asked my nurse, (who takes care of me on account of the war-wounds I got in Korea,) to bring one to me. And when she did, you know what happened? Well lemme tell you, she brought one of those big kinds of oranges that’s got the funny wrinkly thing in the middle. Kinda looks like a navel. So navel oranges is what they calls them.

    I looked at her and said, “You knows I don’t like these. How about you bring me one of those little, sweet kind like you get at the store.” She told me in her lovely Jamaican accent, (‘cuz that’s where she come from, is Jamaica, which is an island in the Carriabian Sea,) she told me that was the only kind they had. So I was kinda disappponted. I asked her if she could get some of the good kind, next time she makes a trip to the grocery store, and she said, “I try ta rememba Mista Saman.”

    So that’s my story, I hoped you enjoyed it a lot, and got lots of pleasure from it. Now I gotta go show my wee-wee to one of the nurses. Gets the blood flowin’ so as I can masturbate to my grandaughter’s copy of Brides Magazine she left last time she visited, which was a while ago.

  2. benDover says:

    mr.semen go kill yourself that was such a horrible fuckin story bro

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