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There is a hurricane coming to FUCK up long island….TIPS

Dont have much to say except that this hurricane irene bitch has the potential to fuck up my weekend….literally. Suppose to hit long island and is stronger than hurricane gloria in 1985. Most losers go out and buy fuckin food, … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian married a guy that aint Black…..

I usuly dont givea fuck about celebrity bullshit, but peple keep messaging me to comment on this Kim kardashian shit. Here’s the fuckin deal. This bitch is obvouisly hot, has a plump ass and titties, but has had more black … Continue reading

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Joey Headz Personal Trainer Breakdown

Joey Hedz here, my good friend from childhood, talks about every type of fuckin trainer u see in the gym today in his Gym Gospel. Tell me this shit is not true and Hedz is not a fuckin Gym Guru…I … Continue reading

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Why I wanna Fuck Lil Kim even though she is black and I’m racist……

  If you fuckin know me, you know i’m fuckin obssessed with Lil Kim. I wanna fuck her guts out. Those of you who also know me know that I’m racist. and not racist like, wear a fuckin white hood … Continue reading

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MMA Gimic at Gym By Joey Headz

This is my childhood friend, Joey Hedz choking out the Papparazi in Australia while bodyguarding T-Pain.  Notice Hedz is not wearing any MMA clothes or t shirts but still knows how to choke a motherfucker out in the middle of … Continue reading

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Men & Woman Life Cycle……PART #3

AGES 26 – 33 Woman – At this age woman start to get “worried”.  They start to look for their potential mate and full fill their fuckin fantasy dream that every little girl has been brainwashed with that she will … Continue reading

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Men & Woman’s Life Cycle…. PART #2

Ages 13 – 18 Girls grow hoots and use them to take their playground games to the next level of grabbing mens attention. This age most girls get broken in, mainly by a guy that is older than them. Status … Continue reading

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Men & Woman’s Life Cycle…. PART #1

Get out your fuckin note pads because i’m goin to explain to you the main differences between men and woman as they develop, evolve, and bloom into different parts of their lifes Men & Womans Life Cycle Ages 0 – … Continue reading

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It’s fuckin Saturday, i’m off, FUCK U, no blog today….

Blow me, its Saturday, i dont work weekends, so no fuckin blog today. I went to Neptunes, got mangeled, got a hewa, MANGELED the pussy, and now i’m seeing where im goin next after a shower. will post pictures of … Continue reading

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“The Gym Tour” by Joey Hedz

Joey Hedz Gym Gospel When people go into the gym looking to join, I really think its embarrassing when the salesperson walks around with them giving them the tour.  Overall, I call it , “The Asshole Tour” but here’s the breakdown: Scenario … Continue reading

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