AGES 26 – 33
Woman – At this age woman start to get “worried”. They start to look for their potential mate and full fill their fuckin fantasy dream that every little girl has been brainwashed with that she will one day, meet prince charming, get married, and have babies. In this stage woman are strictly weeding out any male they come across to find who can make her a bride. At this age, bitches are in bride mode.
Men – At this stage simply continue to fuck as may woman as possible. Some fall prey to a bitch and bride her up. Casualties start to take place at this stage in a males life. The married ones get brainwashed and start to outcast the single ones. Its fuckin horrible. The few who survive think of ways to increase their income so they can then hence increase their pussy portfoilio.
Ages 34 – 40
Woman – This is fuckin panic mode for a bitch. Most their friends are married and they dont even care about marriage anymore. They are stricly trying to have a baby at any means possible. They will settle for whoever they are dating and the abuse they put up with increases exponetially because they are afraid to leave you and start over with another man and risk missing the baby making window, also known as their biological clock. They will even go as far as getting knocked up on purpose and give up on the whole “bride” dreams. Its all about the babies here. They use sex now as stricly a tool to concieve, as opposed to getting attention. They morph completely.
Men – still fuckin girls between the ages of 20- 30, but get hotter ones now than ever because they are forty and make more money.
Ages 40 and up
Woman – They are worthless at this stage. They get wrinkled up, their shit starts to sag, they don’t fuck as much, cant have babies, can’t compete with the new generation , and their bitter. They even start cutting all their fuckin hair off and get the dike puff hair look. A bitch who is not married at this age is looked at as a lepor by girls who are and are outcasted from the female community. W-O-R-T-H-L-E-S-S!
Men – Invincible. At this age we have money and experience. We also look better as we age. And the truth is that woman actually find us MORE attractive as we age, which is the opposite for them. At this stage, we fuck the best pussy in our life and can hire a bitch to clean our house on the side. We finally hit our peek. We laugh last. We are the better species. We win. Period. End of story. Game over! If you think different, look around and prove me wrong……
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